New Plan for Iraq

I have a new plan for Iraq that I thought of earlier today that makes a lot of sense to me.
 
Let's pack up every damn thing and person we have in Iraq and bring them home by Christmas leaving behind only signs that say,
 

'Merry Christmas.
Be good ...
or we'll be back."

 
After New Years re-deploy the troops to New Orleans to do the job FEMA can't seem to do.
 
Oh yeah. We should disarm them when re-deployed. Other than the MPs. These guys seem a little trigger happy. Remember what a hard time General 'What's-his-name' had getting them to lower their firearms?
 
Also ... let's throw in a $1,000 Christmas bonus for our folks in uniform.
 
Whadda ya say?